The Jeep is my strength,  I shall not want others.

It maketh me cruise on green trails.

It leadeth me in the path's of challenge for it's
namesake.
Yea, though I drive thru the valley of muck and
mud, I will fear no stopage, for my Jeep be with me.
Thy winch and thy lockers, they comfort me.
Thou preparest me an escape before me in the
presence of my buddies;  My tires grip true.
Surely traction and some ridicule shall follow
and I will dwell in the comfort of the club forever.