Top 10 Reasons for having lockers
10. Occasional loud banging sound gives you an adrenaline rush that is better than coffee.
9. Excellent opportunity to demonstrate your superior mechanical understanding to
8. Your significant other won't ask to borrow your Jeep, cuz they are afraid
5. Having a 4X4 that actually turns more then two wheels.
4. Single lane U-turns.
3. Cool, brightly-colored
2. No need to plow snow from your driveway . . . ever.