This is my Jeep, there are many like it.
I must drive my Jeep true.
My Jeep is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts,
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my Jeep clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will . . .
Before God I swear this creed.
My Jeep and I are the defenders of TREAD LIGHTLY.
We are the masters of the trail.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is AMC's and there are no other 4x4's, but Jeep!
How Real Jeepers Remove the Cork From a Bottle of Wine...
9 Punch a hole through the cork using the cleaning awl from
11 Beer break!
12 Call girlfriend and tell her dinner will be a little late.
13 After JB Weld has hardened, attach air chuck to tire valve
10 Secure with a generous application of JB Weld;
13 Throw cardboard from empty case of beer over winch cable
14 Slowly take up slack in cable and continue to pull until
16 Take buddy back to Emergency Room for treatment of
17 Talk to cute nurse again and get her phone number this time.
18 Call girlfriend to see if she will be free next Friday;
19 Stop at the Corner Store and buy another case of beer.
20 Call cute nurse to see what time she gets off work;
21 Throw bottle of wine in garbage can!
Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner
1.Thou shalt not misuse the name of Jeep.
8.Thou shalt not commit sale to another, without respect towards Jeep.
Off Road Prayer
To thy trails we come,
You know you're having fun when...
1. The coin wash attendant says your jeep is too muddy to use the car wash.